Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Crack Whore

Kylie Minogue, OBE (born 28 May 1968), often known simply as Kylie, is an Australian singer, songwriter, and actress.

'OMG - She's such a Kylie Crack Whore!' or 'Bing-Kylie-Tan'

by Blue Billy June 29, 2015

Crack

to fuck or get fucked

Trump and Vance are gonna crack

by mskingbean89 November 7, 2025

Pins n cracks

To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)

“Jesus Christ m8 fucken pins n cracks that bitch wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”

by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020

Dipped in crack

A phrase used mostly in the late 1980's and through the 1990's as a way to describe a person, place, thing, or idea as being extra level amazing and making you want more of it.

This omakase is so delicious I think it must be dipped in crack.

by Prof. Fryoper August 1, 2023

Crack

Passing intestinal gas, farting, bustin' loose wid one.

You smell something foul and you ask the person next to you, "Did you crack man? It be stankin' like sumpin deads!"

by Wild Man Ran June 30, 2022

cracked

Another way of saying someone is dumb as hell. Or saying something is dumb, overrated and is worth nothing.

Dude: how could she give me a D in her class, bro this shit cracked

Dude #1: Ay you see that girl over there, she gorgeous bro
Dude #2: Yea she is but she's cracked as hell, don’t waste your time my man

by 8milepimp May 17, 2021