False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
by harblmonster January 11, 2009
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