Alex Spiewak

The act of walking around one's house butt ass naked with a condom hanging off their dick.

Yoooo broooo, did you see that guy absolutely Alex Spiewak all over the living room??

by goblinmode87 September 25, 2022

Alex

Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.

"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.

by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022

Alex

Alex is a very sporty guy, he is really good looking and likes to play with his friends. Alex is one of the funny friends and if you have a friend like alex, i am jealous. Alex is extremely funny and sometimes it’s hard to hang out with him without laughing.

Oh alex? Yeah this guy can’t stop making me laugh

Alex is crazy… he once licked the toilet seat…

by Ordinary girl:) September 26, 2022

Alex DeHoyos

Gamer. Not a geek. Man of Steel. Upper lip of a Simpsons Character.

I ain't not geek, I'm Alex DeHoyos!

by Alex DeHoyos October 1, 2022

Alex

A baba who loves to get drilled by monkey man

He’s such an alex

by Babalover69 October 5, 2022

Alex DeHoyos

Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.

"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"

by Brandon Shaw westernU October 7, 2022

Alex kapsalis

Ledgend

Pussy pounder

Threat to daughters virginity

Baller

Dangerous

Alex kapsalis is theo but better

Alex kapsalis is taller than theo

by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022