"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.
by GoblinVader June 27, 2025
Get the Top Blastmug. A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
Get the Top Shottermug. 
Get the Topmug. by cupotea1234 April 18, 2021
Get the Tin Topmug. A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
Get the Top Shaggermug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
Get the Top dogmug.