Wet spagoot

The saying, wet spagoot means your a retarded faggot that nobody loves.

Heh look at that wet spagoot over there...he must suck big ol cock

by Jaybread July 22, 2018

wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.

We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.

by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024

Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.

Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.

by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025

Is water wet

The 2nd biggest question (2nd to "How do you pronounce gif")

Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.

If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.

Ethan: "Hey Bry, is water wet?"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"

Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"

by Slowpoke2019 August 18, 2019

Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

hot wet and stanky

a vagina with a yeast infection

my hot wet and stanky won't quit stankin

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

Wet Drip

When your outfit is very fly

"wow that wet drip you've got there is pretty rad" said Gene

by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023