by tenorialex February 15, 2017

by gang officer January 26, 2020

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.
I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.
by Nikoss January 31, 2008

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

meme which began after haters of the music genre - vaporwave said it's not popular anymore
Often used with the sentance 'whats dead may never die'
Often used with the sentance 'whats dead may never die'
hater : vaporwave is dead dude , its trash
sadboi , listening to vaporwave : what's dead may never die
sadboi , listening to vaporwave : what's dead may never die
by KaliTheSadBoi November 19, 2016

A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?
Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022
