tit sucker 3000

Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!

“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”

by Bakakakakakak May 3, 2021

Tuggin Your Tits

when you are joking around with a girl and she gets uptight... same as bustin your balls but for a woman bustin your balls

chill out babe, im just tuggin your tits.

by Ryan Cronrath June 22, 2008

Ball Sack Tits

Tits that are so saggy and wrinkly, that they resemble a ball sack.

So did you sleep with that one cougar you were talking about?

Yeah, but she had some ball sack tits.

by AsianLee February 19, 2011

tits ‘n tats

A playful and abbreviated description of a woman who is very busty and heavily tattooed.

You can surely see her comin’ a block away ‘cause she’s all tits ‘n tats!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 7, 2019

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010

As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

fake tits mcgraw

a common female "mcgraw", with large obviously fake breasts

"for fuck sake dougie, fake tits mcgraw has got her baps out again"

As seen in Kavos 2005

by Stuarty boy April 17, 2007