hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Bad Sandwich

When something is morally, physically or metaphorically just not right. That’s bad sandwich.

“I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”

“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”

by M4xx November 12, 2023

Bur Sandwich

the same as saying “sike” when making a statement or telling a story

“david doesn’t like guys… Bur sandwich”

by lilsike321 August 19, 2025

Him Sandwich

A pet name used to describe someone you are dating on the side.

I’m going to see Him Sandwich.
Are you texting Him Sandwich?

by maplefreakingsyrup March 17, 2022

Club Sandwich

When two fat people begin to 69 in your local gay bar

Did you hear about that Club Sandwich last Saturday?

by 01011010 01101111 01101111 010 May 2, 2017

Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich

A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.

"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"

by Not Tarik Barri November 23, 2021