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Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021
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Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.
WOW! That is an urban potato!
by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021
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Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.
Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.
by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021
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Sweet Potato Dango

i love these shoes! Sweet potato dango!
by atlasgrey June 25, 2021
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Watery potato

A very nice potato

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I like watery POTATOS yUh
by Potato yuh July 10, 2021
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Baked potato

Insert a frozen stick of butter in a chicks ass then as it melts use the liquid butter as lube. Best used in the doggy position.
Girl, I'm about to give you the baked potato.
by Smoke shack confessional July 11, 2021
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