pity fuck

Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy

Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.

by John Monroe March 14, 2005

Pita bread tits

A woman's breast that looks triangular and ussaslualy cums with a side of hummus

Ugh, Jenny has such pita bread tits.

by Dankpepes4life September 18, 2016

pity whore

Prostitute who offers service out of pity and not for money.

after his dog got ran over by a steam roller and his girlfriend got caught drinking waffle juice, he went to see the pity whore.

by biznob September 20, 2005

Nigel Pittman

What you call someone when they are extremely sexy, have a vann dyke on their face and sport a blow out extremely well.

Damn boi you are a Nigel Pittman.

by thirdarmofjustice September 10, 2006

pitted

a way of dying in surfing as surfers would say but really its when your so completely oblivious to life you surf over any other sport

wait....

i mean when your gay

Normal person: "Hey evan want to get pitted?"

Evan(Aka surfer bro):"Fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!"

by Esc Silly MisterMgoo August 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Body

The average Pittsburgh male in his mid to late twenties who was to cool for college. Thinks that Pittsburgh is the best city in the world and has no problem openly admitting it! Usual characteristics of penguins; ie slender build, and a beaky nose vacant gaze and waddle walk!!

Hey Angel, have you been to Pittsburgh?

Yeah, I have!!

Did you see the Pittsburgh Body?

Yeah, his name was Daniel, he could not stop telling me how rad pittsburgh was! I informed him it was not 1980 and human penguins are not normal in polite society!!!

by bubbles9784 February 26, 2009

pito

A fart. Pih-TOE

Damn, who pitoed??

by Anonymous October 27, 2003