monkey funker

non-swear version of mother f**ker

get lost you you monkey funker

by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003

monkey-whore

usually a tremendously slutty guy who fucks like monkeys...this insult must be said with great determination and force...

-"Hey bitches, want some of this?"
-"Who knows where you've been, go fuck your baboon-mama, monkey-whore."

by poopsie hamsterchunks November 29, 2003

Monkey!

Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008

Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.

Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!

by josh_farmer December 1, 2010

Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016

Monkey Tail

When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.

Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.

by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 January 28, 2022

shop-monkey

A magical creature that roams the metal shop of Fond du Lac high school known to throw heavy objects.

Dam that shop-monkey,bitch took my project.

by mrk195 December 14, 2008