keira march

the baddest. such a lovely, kind girl. has a cute dog😉 deserves princess treatment only.

omg, there’s keira march. she’s so perfect!

by unknown220205281208 May 5, 2020

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Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world

I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020

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Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

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28 march

National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.

"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.

by A Unknown Soul November 19, 2020

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Nazi March

The Nazi March also know as walking toe touch (franatien walk/toy soldiers) is a cardiovasculer excercise where one would walk in a straight line, raising one leg at a time keeping it straight and touching it with the opposite hand while tightening the abs, repeating this process.

"Mr. Brown says we're doing cardio today, so we're gonna be doing the Nazi March"

"Man, I hate the Nazi March!"

by InSaNiTy4eVeR November 29, 2020

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