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Middle School

3 years that waste your childhood (maybe 2 or 4).
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school

Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i will never cuss or swear in my life ever. i will be myself, and not care what anyone thinks. my, i'm so excited to go to middle school!"

8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
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north lake middle school

north lake middle school is found in lake stevens, wa. The kids here are so annoying and immature. half of them smoke or are all in drama.
what’s that one school with all the drama?

north lake middle school?

yeah
by nicegirl12 November 1, 2022
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Warwick Middle school

A trashy middle school where all the boys act like they are from the hood and all the girls are hoes. Everyone there is either fighting with someone or failing all there classes
Person: What school you go?
Other person: Warwick middle school.
Person: That sucks
by Jrjenen December 12, 2021
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Saggy middle syndrome

The vacuous middle of a story where stuff just happens for no reason. It's just filler at best.

There are no stakes or motivations. Just murder and death. Eventually a cool pay off in the end.
Bleach is a cool anime but the story wears itself thin to the point of saggy middle syndrome.
by Chevyman95 September 29, 2021
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Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌
If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃
by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
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Palm Harbor Middle school

A school on the west coast of florida with a bunch of emo and suicidal kids there is a fight there every other day teachers suck ass. 6th grade is annoying 7th grade is fine 8th graders are a bunch of insecure little pussy who think making fun of every kid in there school makes them hard. Assistant principal's suck ass. Everthing at phms sucks
Man only thing worse than getting your ass eatin by joe biden is Palm Harbor Middle School
by Hitler from phms September 27, 2021
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