Holy

Of or relating to George Weasley after his ear was magically removed.

"Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?"

George's holy joke after his incident

by Mimirenee June 25, 2023

Holy Goff

Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens

Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa

Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit

Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)

Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?

Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff

by ANAL Bible thumping June 27, 2023

hollywebbyweb

Hollywebbyweb is a Roblox tiktoker that uses "coems🤑" and "MAFAKA 😡" as a joke. Some people may think she is a boy, but infact, she is a girl! She tries to be funny but get alot of hate! Even tho she gets alot of hate, she is still funny in my heart! And if you say something to her she doesn't like...well...

Someone: "you can't go around calling people MAFAKA!"
Hollywebbyweb: "I WILL RIP OUT ALL YOUR TEETH IF YOU DONT SHUT YOUR LIP, MAFAKA😡😡😡😡"

by HOLLYWEBBYWEB July 1, 2023

Holy Whore

A person who constantly breaks up with and then gets back together with the exact same person numerous times

"Britanny has broken up with and got back together with Billy 8 times!"

"That Holy Whore!"

by TheRussianHippo July 3, 2023

holy balls

another way of saying "holy shit" but more better

"Holy balls dude, that was one scrumptious mango."

by sfdhjsakl July 10, 2023

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023

holy mama

The mother of holyness whom also likes to tickle small children while screeching like a demon

OH MY GOD THE HOLY MAMA GOT MY SISTER-

by HazeTheHyena July 27, 2023