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farting willy

My farting willy is farting s so much
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Refers to any occasion when you feel a large bubble of gas "transfer" or "travel" from the upper part of your colon to a position somewhat lower down, but without actually exiting from your butt immediately. This gastronomical "heads up" can be extremely useful in allowing you to both adequately prepare for the eventual "eruption" and hopefully prevent any disasters/embarrassment from said expellation, since it not only notifies you that a sizable fart is imminent, but it also enables you to (1) judge the approximate size/intensity of the upcoming whizzpopper and thus determine whether you should hastily change locale to avoid offending others' ears/noses, and (2) predict what **type** of fart ("dry" or "wet 'n' messy") it will likely be, so that if necessary you can rush to the bathroom, shed your pants and underwear like they're on fire (if they aren't already smouldering from repeated extra-spicy-chili farts!), or take other appropriate steps/precautions to lessen your chance of soiling both yourself and anything else that your butt happens to be in close proximity to, such as a chair, mattress/bedclothes, someone else's lap, etc.
Girl, surprised out of a sound slumber by her guy's sudden alarmed flinging off of the bedclothes and hasty exiting of the bed: Where ya going, honeysnugglez?
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
by QuacksO January 3, 2017
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Mouse fart

In baseball a topper, backside bloop base hit, or shallow fly ball...
Fuck Methodist... They tried to beat us with mouse farts
by Hu$$ January 30, 2017
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frosty fart

When you splurge her bum when she's holding in a fart. She then releases her mighty ogre roar and then creates a frosty on the top of her bum.
My girl is so freaky, she wanted to do a frosty fart with me.
by Mnt3636 January 31, 2017
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Fart Bag

A word used when someone is showing lack of effort, or a way of saying your weird. Commonly used popularized by Aryan Patel.
Man your really being a “fart bag” right now.
by Chikabou December 11, 2019
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Fart box

A fart box is a closed space or room with a door that is totally consumed with a fart. When this said closed space is opened up the only thing you smell is that fart.
P1: “Man I just totally created a fart box in the shower! Do not go in there for awhile.”
P2: “Didn’t need to know that but thanks for sharing.”
by blackkitty00 December 25, 2019
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butts and farts

A thing that guys discuss when they're either horny, or high as hell. Butts and Farts also describes the size of their butt and how their farts smells
Person A: Hey dude i'm stoned as hell. Let's talk about butts and farts

Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg

Person A; Rock on dude

Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
by Mr. Smart Ass January 14, 2020
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