River Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.

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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!

by The guy1980 March 8, 2024

Dragon

Dragon deez nuts across your face

Person 1: dragon
Person 2: wat?
Person 1: dragon deez nuts across your face

by Saulman500 March 9, 2024

Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.

“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”

by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024

Dragon Splitting

A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.

I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.

by TheA0o4o2 March 20, 2024

Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!

Hym 🙀

Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Dungeons & Dragons

One of the best games to ever be created! A lot of people think it's nerdy and complex but that is just not true. Basically in the game, there's a dungeon master who tells the story and guides the players through the story and gives them different obstacles to cross, puzzles to solve, monsters to fight etc. and the players are the main characters in the story who have to try to survive their journey and reach their goal. The only limit is your imagination and that is one of the sole reasons why a lot of people love this game. Another reason why this game is phenomenal is that if one doesn't understand the rules, they can make up their own rules which has always been an outstanding and fascinating to a lot of people.

"Dude, yesterday in Dungeons & Dragons, I got slayed by a monster in the first fight."

by Gloo-Gloo March 30, 2024

Smoke Dragon

A smoke dragon is when you are smoking a drug (mainly speed aka sparkle) and you are blowing it out your nose and continuing to hit it at the same time.

You can become the ultimate smoke dragon.

Not to mention gives you the ultimate High .

Warning : do not practice this on friends or Acquaintances bubbles or sparkle ... this may anger them . Maybe gently share the idea with them first allowing them to master the smoke dragon too.

Alexis: Wanna see a freakin smoke dragon ?

Melissa: a smoke dragon? Sure, your gonna do it regardless what I say, haha.

Alexis: *smoke dragon in the making*

WOOAAAA, you see that mf smoke dragon !

by EyeCandy23 June 10, 2022