Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

Cracked

Getting really good sex

“He’s happy because he got cracked last night”

by Narrcleorrr July 31, 2025

Crack Knuckle

Neurotic in every sense.

Neurotic is such a crack knuckle

by YFTechno April 10, 2023

Crack head Energy

These are the girls on their snap chat stories who always have their hoodies on their head and their tight as fuck, and think kicking a wall is cRaCk HeAd EnErGy and their friends scream it and think it’s “funny”.

“Oh my god Emily don’t their gonna hear us oh my god crack head energy”

by Charboy June 22, 2020

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012

cracked

Another way of saying someone is dumb as hell. Or saying something is dumb, overrated and is worth nothing.

Dude: how could she give me a D in her class, bro this shit cracked

Dude #1: Ay you see that girl over there, she gorgeous bro
Dude #2: Yea she is but she's cracked as hell, don’t waste your time my man

by 8milepimp May 17, 2021