cum flop 

cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.

last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.

simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.

cum flop by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

Cum stain 

A white stained commonly found on men’s underwear and panties also bedsheets

I have a cum stain on my boxers

Cum stain by Pubic October 25, 2018

Cum Snooter 

The act of inhaling semen via nostrel from the tip of a penis or from another surface.

Bro, I thought she was going to let me finish on her face, but instead she did a cum snooter!!

Cum Snooter by NewTestamentEnglish December 3, 2018

cum ride 

when you let you before cum on his stomach then you ride his stomach all night instead of getting wet

i wanna cum ride on your stomach

cum ride by peyton green January 12, 2019

cum chair 

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

cum chair by Joftime March 6, 2019

Cum and go relationship 

When you and another person are in a relationship and break up when you start to catch feelings

“Y’all were really in a cum and go relationship”

Cum and go relationship by Jewishthot69 April 8, 2019

Cum guzzlin gutter monkey 

A transgender willfully gargles semen while reaching for the clowns balloon in the gutter

Danielle, you are a cum guzzlin gutter monkey!

Cum guzzlin gutter monkey by Twat waffle 666 April 10, 2019