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brain shell

your skull but you can’t think of the word skull so you say brain shell
your brain shell is your skull. it’s very important. pls don’t break your brain shell
by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022
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Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.
You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"
by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021
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Brian Brain

When you have a strong, humorous but klutzy brain
Can't believe I just did that. It was a right Brian brain moment.
by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023
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FiveM Brain PT 2

People with FiveM Brain:

Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.

Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”

Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.

Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”

Discord & Online Traits

Their Discords look identical:

Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).

“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”

Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.

They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.

The E-Dater Syndrome

FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:

They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.

Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”

Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.

Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.

Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.

Long-Term Effects

Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:

Loss of critical thinking.

No real social awareness.

Permanent delusion of being relevant.

Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”

Example:

“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)

Final Thoughts

The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.

They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.

Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”

Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.

Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
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Gooshy Brain

(1.) A fairly uncommon insult denoting one’s mental capacity.

(2.) However, in recent history it has been recorded as describing a particularly pleasurable act of fellatio.
(1.) James must have gooshy brain because he totally failed that super easy test.

(2.) Bro Ally gave me that gooshy brain last night!!
by Professor Gooshy Brain May 19, 2022
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Brain Painting

The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.
Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."
by Shreddie Wap January 25, 2017
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BRAIN

its not your horny weebo, instead, its something that's keeping us alive, yet we all hate

like remember when you were just chillin, and you suddenly remember something embarrassing from the tie you were born? that's what we hate about it
BRAIN IS WHAT WE ALL HATE
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
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