Personality of a Cereal Box

Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.

She's superfine but got the personality of a cereal box.

by Triple Vortex November 7, 2019

Courtright gere box

When one guy puts a Gerbil in another guys anus then proceeds to screw him in the anus

last night richard and I shared a special courtright gere box session

by jjfree17 April 11, 2012

Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm

Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box

by Jameson4all December 30, 2018

Jute Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009

Flimsy cardboard box

The mysterious things the man from the UPS truck brings to your doorstep.

Dude! The UPS guy brought me a flimsy cardboard box again! What should I do with it?

by Myrus June 25, 2017

jibbering box a-cookies

dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore

i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.

by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ May 7, 2008

Romanian Juice Box

A beautiful Romanian woman gets on all fours, and one fills a condom with liquor (traditionally tzuika, or vodka), pinches the end, and inserts the open end of the condom into her rectum squeezing the liquor into her cavity. the inserting party then pulls the empty condom out and the beautiful Romanian woman clenches her sphincter, keeping the liquor in. as she clenches, they rub the clitoris passionately as they insert a plastic straw into the rectum, and proceeds to drink the liquor out of her rectum.

(I was taught to preform this act by a beautiful Romanian woman while on vacation in Germany after college. It was okay.)

i am hungover, because my beautiful Romanian partner suggested i drink tzuika (the national drink of Romania) out of her ass with a straw. i threw up, but it was worth it, since she loves a good old Romanian Juice Box.

by AlexKay245 September 17, 2019