Anal zoidberg

The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.

I anal zoidberged the hell out of that girl last night

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)

Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.

by Pannwinner1 May 26, 2023

Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 04, 2024

regurgitated anal butt vapor

recycled fart.

You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor

by htx.sealeaf April 06, 2018

Virgin's Anal

When you fart on your hand, then masterbate with said hand.

It was a special night, he was drunk, he did the Virgin's Anal.

by BigPapaDaLama August 19, 2023

anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater

Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping

by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020

anal cockstroke

A word that rhymes with Angel Castro. He thinks eating cum is kinky.

Example:

Friend: say something kinky
Friend #2: I'll suck your toes
Anal Cockstroke: I'll eat your cum.

by Mr.Man777 January 08, 2017