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Idiot: *opens urban dictionary site* Hey what's urban dictionary?
Genius: Basically the site you're on now.
by Kellih June 5, 2018
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A site where almost every basic normie wants to put their whack ass black name in to compliment and hide the fact that they are none of those things.
Guy 1: I went on Urban Dictionary to make a definition of my name "Samuel", but it didn't get accepted because apparently I'm not "cute, funny, every girl wants to be with a samuel."

Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...
by Reeejae June 5, 2018
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Urban Dictionary is a website that is used by funny people on the internet, you can write your own word and then write it's definition, which is basically what this whole website is about.
Person 1: what does BofA mean?

Person 2: wait, lemme check on the Urban Dictionary.
by Assface24/7 June 6, 2018
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You have got to be kidding me.
Dictionary- You should know how it’s used in a sentence.
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by DIBANDABRO June 8, 2018
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It is this damn website you are on if you are stupid, and its full of people who say weird stuff in their definitions, and obviously, its urban, because it is full of people, and can you even tell by the ****ing name!? OH and also if you do not know what "urban" means, then you are a 1st grader. You can know what it means here: OH AND I CAN NOT TYPE LINKS!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!
Dumbhead: Hey, I am looking up "gay" in the Urban Dictionary!

Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?

Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!

Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.
by cxr4 June 8, 2018
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An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.
Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....
by Taiki Chiba June 9, 2018
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