When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.
Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!
by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025
Get the 1 Man Meetingmug. by oejcndljfjfoejfkfodjdkf August 20, 2021
Get the #1 dahyun stanmug. by "><img/src/onerror=alert(12)> April 16, 2021
Get the "><img/src/onerror=alert(1)>mug. Ruthie is the sweetest, most gorgeous girl you could ever have! She could make you smile instantly without even trying.
She has a natural vibe of all around lovingness and "I wanna be like her"
You really have to get too know this one of a kind gem. She's literally the definition of perfect.
She is My #1 (no one elses) I hope I can make her as happy as she makes me.
She is the hottest most beautiful girl on planet earth, she doesn't even have too put makeup on, shes naturally pretty ;)
ωωωωωωωωωωω all for u my sweet girl :)
-Your Man Forever and Ever
She has a natural vibe of all around lovingness and "I wanna be like her"
You really have to get too know this one of a kind gem. She's literally the definition of perfect.
She is My #1 (no one elses) I hope I can make her as happy as she makes me.
She is the hottest most beautiful girl on planet earth, she doesn't even have too put makeup on, shes naturally pretty ;)
ωωωωωωωωωωω all for u my sweet girl :)
-Your Man Forever and Ever
by Your #1 Joey :) June 12, 2022
Get the Ruthie My #1 :)mug. -D1 or D-1 Crashout, an international threat to society. most likely will cause a mass shooting. most likely will be on the FBI's watchlist
by imgoinginsanelmao February 28, 2025
Get the D-1 Crashoutmug. Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up
by Lynyo October 12, 2023
Get the 1 man 1 horsemug. by sillytomfoolery June 10, 2022
Get the !1!1!1!1!mug.