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Dick von Zipper

I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.
I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper
by surfwww1 June 7, 2004
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Zipper-Head

A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.
Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.
by SpunkyMonkey69 January 19, 2009
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Zipper Placement Disorder

the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of said zipper, this may result in great anger and immediate replacement of the zipper.
Urrrg, you just messed up my zipper, now my zipper placement disorder is kicking in.
by Wibl Kilvn February 1, 2009
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zipperhead

A layered shot.

Is usually made by filling a shot glass with ice. Add a straw before filling with liquor.
Layer one: Chambord (raspberry liquor)
Layer two: Vodka
Layer three: Club soda

But at the bar that I work at, we also make zipperheads with the following layers:
Layer one: Raz-a-taz (raspberry Schnapps)
Layer two: Raspberry Stoli
Layer three: Sprite
They ordered a round of zipperheads for everyone at the bar.
by laurenee..570 August 2, 2008
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zippie

• An idiot
• Name used to call someone when they do something not so smart
• An annoying person

Also, short for "zippie doo dah" derivation of zippity doo dah but changed up.
Bob: I got this rental car and I can't figure out where the gas door release switch is at.
Mike: Check on the floor by your seat, zippie.

Jim: Seriously? You put those tires on that car and you expect to drive in the snow?
Bill: Listen here, zippie doo dah, I have a set for winter and a set for summer.
by sunshine14625 March 7, 2011
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zipperdyrms

A balding old man, who generally works in retail
My manager is a right zipperdyrms.
by wermy December 9, 2008
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zippie

What a zippie you made!!!
by ThatGuyThatKnows February 28, 2011
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