wow widow

A person who considers their wife/husband/significant other pays more attention to the game World of Warcraft than them. The person feels they have lost their partner to the game thereby becoming a WoW widow.

My husband played all night again, I am sick of being a wow widow.

by widowQ July 24, 2006

WoW Status

The state you are in when you are playing World of Warcraft for extended amounts of time and you have not showered for a while, eat food at your computer, and you just feel great.

Dude, after than 4 day weekend of raiding I was sooo WoW status!!!

by Element Jay1 February 1, 2010

Damn-Wow

exclamation; what you say when you spill something that can be cleaned by the popular ShamWow towel.

Wife: Honey, I just spilled red wine all over the new carpets! We'll have to get them replaced...

Husband: Damn-Wow!

by grlwholvd April 21, 2009

WoW Weight

They weight gained from playing to much World of Warcraft.

Hey lets hit the gym and loose some of our WoW Weight

by Troel January 19, 2008

wow and flutter

Speed variations in a turntable,phonograph, or cassette player that cause irritating flattening in pitch with sour notes (wow) and/or garbled notes with jerky sharpening in pitch (flutter). Often heard from poorly manufactured, old, or poorly-maintained audio equipment. In the ages when LPs and audio cassettes were the only audio media available, stereo/high-fidelity magazines often used to rate audio components with wow and flutter specifications ranking at the top of the list.

George, your turntable has some nasty wow and flutter. The music sounds sour. It looks like it needs a new belt around the platter.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Tam-wow

combining a sham-wow and a tampon for all the super absorbancyness

matt:what's Ashleighs problem today?
Jeremy:I dunno, but she needs a Tam-wow>

by Asshat174 May 24, 2011

WoW Weight

WoW Weight refers to the weight you put on after excessive/prolonged periods of playing WoW; recently speaking, WoW: Cataclysm.

It's also what you would say after realizing you put on the weight; ie "WOW," due to the fact you put on so much weight from playing.

Joe: looks in mirror Holy balls! Wow!
Joe 2: What is it?

Joe: I've put on a lot of weight, geez.
Joe 2: You bought Cataclysm, right?
Joe: Yeah, so?
Joe 2: WoW weight, gg.

Jim: Man you've got a lot of food. What for?
Jim 2: Just bought Cataclysm, gonna put on some Wow Weight.

by jakesgotbigswag January 2, 2011