Wrinkle Sprinkle

The act of a Golden Shower, typically performed by parties older than 72.

Wilber delicately performed a Wrinkle Sprinkle, to Louis’s delight…

by Roberto el Sanchez V April 21, 2023

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

Sprinkled well

Well off. Rich

Ingrid Rollema is sprinkled well

by PAPIHOTLINE May 21, 2022

Sprinkles

A very serious panic attack.

For an example,

I was so scared i had to text my friends sprinkles.

by Helpfulsum September 9, 2018

Sprinkle Smash

An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.

Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.

by 151245 December 14, 2013

Put the Sprinkles on it

A phrase used once something is completed. It originated from adding sprinkles to dessert after they were completed in easy bake ovens.

Lucy: The cake is done!

Judy: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!

or...

Lucy: I'm done sending all those emails

Emma: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!

by LeoTheTruth August 23, 2012

Titty Sprinkles

Tittys that are sprinkled

something to yell when playing horror games

Mother fucking Titty Sprinkles!

by HunterTakami March 2, 2023