Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

Weenie

An extremely insecure person who most likely licks they balls in spare time. This person cares excessively about everything around them and tries hard for approval. He or she acts cool on the outside (or tries to) but in reality they are a true pussy at heart. A weenie needs to have a bestest friend and can never do things on his or her own. He or she has the tendency to be wrong or unjust all the time.

Look at that weenie-- he shits himself on the bench because he is afraid coach is gonna put him in.

You are such a weenie..two weeks ago you said you hated rap music, and now you like it? Get a life (and live it on your own)

by doeboyfresh1212 January 22, 2009

big green weenie

yodas cock. its green after all, isn't it?

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.

by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019

green weenie

figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.

Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."

by AggieJAG May 13, 2006

scenie weenies

Dumb scene kid, wanna be scene, what you call any "scene"

Look at those scenie weenies! -points and laughs-

by A Person of atleast 5' tall April 13, 2011

Weenis Mound

The area of fatty tissue surrounding the genitals of a male. Corresponds to "venus mound" in the female. This area can be exacerbated by extreme obesity.

Good God, is that man's weenis mound protruding from his sweatpants?

by OSCarR July 12, 2010

the blue weenie

when a waiter at a restaurant feels the people in his section are ass holes the waiter dips his penis in to the guests water until his penis starts to turn blue from the cold the the waiter serves the water to the guest and watches them take the first sip

i gave that fucker the blue weenie

by red dick that hurts June 30, 2009