filth wad 

a derogatory name used by someone usually a parent who has had to curb his/her language. So instead of calling someone an asshole, shit head or mother fucker, they substitute filth wad.

Gosh darn it, I'm gonna kick that filth wad's butt.

Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.

filth wad by BufuChuck February 3, 2010

Tijuana wad 

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

Tijuana wad by Arlas July 3, 2015

Cock wad 

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick

-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad

Cock wad by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt January 31, 2017

Douche Wad 

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

Douche Wad by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017

nugget wad

A large sack of fried chicken

Could you please pass me the nugget wad?

nugget wad by Jehosaphat Barren June 20, 2017

Dago wad

A wad of cash with a rubber band around it.

So, typical of an Italian pulling out a dago wad!

Dago wad by Batman Dago February 6, 2018

gum wad 

the product of eating all 14 pieces of gum inside of a trident watermelon package

Ethan: Owain i bought 4 packs of trident watermelon gum
Owain: lets eat the whole thing and make a big ass gum wad

gum wad by 8fag8fag8 December 13, 2018