virtual baby

to give birth to a virtual baby, you have to wait 9 days (signifying the 9 months) and then the child will come through the spirit of the heavens.

wow! a virtual baby!

by virtual baby May 9, 2021

Virtually Tickled

When someone makes you giggle or laugh through an instant message or chat conversation.

Oh man, Jenn was really virtually tickled me today. She was telling me all of these jokes.

Getting virtually tickled is like being poked on Facebook, but there is actually a point.

by CT1MLA September 10, 2012

Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.

"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."

by thesearewords August 9, 2012

Virtual Bulimia

The compulsion to heave photos of half eaten meals into the nearest Facebook.

"Yo, waz up? Your facebook photos are all of half eaten pizzas. You gotta deal with your virtual bulimia, man, and stop heaving on my eyeballs,"

by kazbo January 27, 2012

Virtual Photo Tag

Tagging someone who is not in a picture so that they will see it

"I am going to do a virtual photo tag on this pic from the family reunion so my cousin can see it since he wasn't there that day."

by kasishuru April 8, 2012

virtually unemployable

Is a virtual and real reality that you can't get employment for the following reasons.One,you don't have a legally provable resume that an employer would consider of value to shortlist because of huge year gaps in employment.Two,you don't have a high enough credit rating and score for an employer to consider you valuable enough to hire.Three,you don't have a social media profile that others would consider monetarily valuable enough to buy or acquire from you.Four,if you have complained enough to government or business about your employability woes and no one will go to bat for you to get yourself employed that is another sign.Five,you were not smart enough as a youth to make sure that you knew who and whom had access to your employment documentation when you sent it to companies without any conditions attached.That is always a sign that you are not in control of your career or careers in any manner.Sixth,when you have not been able to know who read your online employment documentation because you couldn't afford to spy on your employment documentation readers,that is another sign.

Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.

by B1j2p8b1 November 25, 2011

virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 28, 2011