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Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.
Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!
by bllix January 16, 2011
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figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.
I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!
by niggman star33 January 13, 2021
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viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.
either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!
by sin & evil t October 6, 2008
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never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
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Viking Brothers

Similar to the popular term Eskimo Brothers; Viking Brothers is when you have motorboated the same girl as a buddy and remain on good terms with said buddy. Unconditionally
Most Popular Form
Male 1: *Motorboats big tittied stripper

Male 2: *Motorboats same big tittied stripper

In unison: Did we just become Viking Brothers?!

Yes.
by RadDad69 April 25, 2021
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Viking

Viking (verb)

To chill with feral delight; to revel in the moment with a wildhearted ease, equal parts relaxed and unhinged, like a beast sunbathing after pillage.
Ex: “Also I listened to the last song I sent you, and when it ended it immediately transitioned to Shoop by salt n peppa and I'm absolutely viking with it”
by Moonwench May 11, 2025
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Viking Sunburn

The viking…. but the loser has to apply chemical hair remover to their sack
Me and brad did The Viking but Brad won so I had to do The Viking Sunburn and buy some Nair and now my balls are flaky
by bigGuse June 12, 2024
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