Crank that Darth Vader

Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.

Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!

Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!

by Satchmosis March 16, 2008

darth vader

A hand in a poker game when you're holding the two black fours. These are called the dark fours(dark force), and given the name the Darth Vader Hand.

My Darth Vader kicks your Ace high anyday!

by cjizzle May 7, 2005

Valerie

Valerie is a jaw-dropping sexy girl, with an awesome ass and extraordinary body. Guys usually get hard just by looking at her. The worst about her is her French origin, which makes her totally arrogant. She also loves horseback riding. Even though she only started it because of the wild orgies with her coach Torsten Fuck! She also models for a porn magazine, where she poses naked in all kind of positions on horses. You will meet her anywhere, as long as there is alcohol because she is a huge alcoholic. She looks and acts like a huge slut, but in reality she’s still a virgin. She’s also in an open relationship with a girl, which suggests that she might be a lesbian. She knows close to everybody, especially all the stoners in town, also everyone knows her because of her image. She’s also a really good friend, but she doesn’t like to let new people get close to her.

A: Damn, she looks like a huge slut!
B: Naw, she's still a virgin, such a Valerie.

A: Look at that girl with the bottle of vodka, she's been drinking all night!
B: Yeah, that's Valerie!

by DavSebas October 5, 2011

darth vader

Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.

Luke... I am your father...

by tt March 4, 2003

darth vader

The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hooper-Y October 8, 2008

Darth Vader

That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader

Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!

by Gin167 August 3, 2008

valerian

1. certain root that helps you fall asleep

2. middle name of a girl, short and Chinese, in the class of '11 in Bronx Science

"The valerian I had last night knocked me out!"

by tleaf March 25, 2010