bloody valentine

When a bitch is on her period and she wants to ride on the meat train. Even more ironic on valentines day.
Karl: Yo bro what did ya gurl getcha last night.
Brad: Shit man all i got was a bloody valentine.
by Skeetches McPeaches February 14, 2011
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valentine's day

a day for lovers to love even more and to be happy with their lives and for those who don't love they are given a chance to love it's not a conspiracy it's a chance for a new beginning though everyone that has that chance more often than not views it as a conspiracy because they have no hope for themselves then they sulk in their self pitty when they put them selves their in the first place it is also the holiday for the people who spend way too much time making "perfect" gifts that cost way more man hours than dollars but to them and the person that the gift is for it is worth it this is the true spirit of valentine's day then there is all the superficial bullshit that the mass media supports that doesn't mean shit and all the people eat it up
live your life and you will find all these examples of valentine's day sometime or another
by jimi rose February 06, 2007
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Valentine's Day

"Happy Valentine's Day!"
"I love you baby!"
by optimistic March 05, 2009
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Creamy Valentine

When your fucking a girl in the ass, You slit her throat and rip her heart out, then you cum on it.
Dude, I totally Creamy Valentine this girl last night.
by eaglehockey88 April 13, 2009
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Valentine Mouse

A mouse that was made pink on valentines day. it is veyr loving and puts a smile everybodies face. he warms ur heart and soul with his pink wiskers
That Valentine Mouse is a Hottie
by drizzle February 15, 2005
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Kentucky Valentine

When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.
My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!
by herpderpingtonIII February 24, 2011
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Valentines Day

International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.
Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.
by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020
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