1. Workers unite to fight the man; the man is so damn powerful individuals have no chance, but if we all stick together, maybe we've got a chance to earn a decent wage.
2. The same organization gets people "taken off the schedule" because they won't give up 20% of their paycheck. See irony.
2. The same organization gets people "taken off the schedule" because they won't give up 20% of their paycheck. See irony.
1. Thanks to the union for the 40 hour work week, health insurance, sick days...
2. This union extortion could turn a democrat into a republican
2. This union extortion could turn a democrat into a republican
by disillusionment March 11, 2004
Get the union mug.A ridiculous, over-religious school located in Jackson, TN. Students aren't allowed to be in nightclubs, bars, or near alcohol. If pictures of such activity are found a student's Facebook, they are disciplined. One of the ten parts of the application for incoming students is the question, "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?" And they pay for soccer players to come from other countries to play on their team.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about those Union University girls?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, bunch of prudes."
Guy 1: "I heard a girl that graduated in 1986 is STILL a virgin."
Average Guy: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Union Girl: "No thank you, I have to go read my bible some more."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bunch of prudes."
Guy 1: "I heard a girl that graduated in 1986 is STILL a virgin."
Average Guy: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Union Girl: "No thank you, I have to go read my bible some more."
by LU-Student January 6, 2008
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Simply put we KICK ASS. That's right. KICK ASS! We've got our princesses, nerds, and athletes, all of which are talented in what they do. If you hate us, get a clue, it's because you're jealous, duh. If we dress slutty, you're jealous that we turn the guys on. If we dont dress like whores but we wear nice clothes, you're jealous that we have the money to do so. And if you're jealous that we have the money to do so, shut yo face and quit bitching! Most of our parents have worked their way up and hold respectable jobs at DuPont or in Wilmington, and their children will follow thier lead with the headstart they've provided, maybe you should do aspire to the same instead of whining about people who have more than you do, and im NOT just talking about money. We know how to party, because we can afford to do it so often- and in such lavish style. And get a clue...If you go to college like 97% of our KICK ASS student body does, when you see one of us, wave hello...most of us are actually pretty nice for being as intimidatingly perfect as we are!
by TellYourDadISayHello January 16, 2005
Get the unionville girls mug.Unions were designed to help workers and they did. Lives and working conditions for the workers improved. But the power of the unions got out of control as they took control of the government and made laws. Now the government denies a struggling businessman the right to try to get his business out of financial difficulty by cutting workers or their wages. Telliong people how to run their lives, sounds like fascism. Apparently unions think they have the right to a job and because of that the businesses will go out of business and everyone will be out of work.
Stupid Lawyer: You can't fire that worker, he worked here for ten years. He has family.
Business Owner: I understand, but I have to cut costs to stay in business or else I will go under and no one will have a job.
Lawyer: You disgusting Capitalist pig, how dare you run your business the way you choose.
Business Owner's Lawyer: I'm sorry, but he right, due to the union laws, you can't just fire him.
Business Owner: I understand, but I have to cut costs to stay in business or else I will go under and no one will have a job.
Lawyer: You disgusting Capitalist pig, how dare you run your business the way you choose.
Business Owner's Lawyer: I'm sorry, but he right, due to the union laws, you can't just fire him.
by Randon April 14, 2006
Get the union mug.A place in pennsylvania where the kids are as follows:
1.) Hicks who will take fundies and shop classes and stay here for their whole life changing people's oil
2.) Rich white kids who think we are a suburb of philly when we're not at all. They will get cars and shit from their loaded parents and they will drink and smoke weed right under their parents' noses while their parents think they are god. Half are girls who drink to be cool or hook up. Their 3.0 gpas will get them into Penn State or some other college, and they will become this countrys' lazy middle class
3.) The three minorities in our town who are on that academic team and will get some high profile job.
4.) Fat football players who think people go to their games to actually watch the games. Sometimes they blend with one of the previous groups
5.) Outsiders who feel good about themselves by having other loser friends, most are nice and some are fucked up but that doesn't mean they're not people
6.) the few smart kids who no one really likes but will be the only ones who are successful
7.) stoners who hang out in kennett or west chester trying to be ghetto
once everyone steps out of this rich, mushroom-smelling hick town into the real world they will get eaten alive.
1.) Hicks who will take fundies and shop classes and stay here for their whole life changing people's oil
2.) Rich white kids who think we are a suburb of philly when we're not at all. They will get cars and shit from their loaded parents and they will drink and smoke weed right under their parents' noses while their parents think they are god. Half are girls who drink to be cool or hook up. Their 3.0 gpas will get them into Penn State or some other college, and they will become this countrys' lazy middle class
3.) The three minorities in our town who are on that academic team and will get some high profile job.
4.) Fat football players who think people go to their games to actually watch the games. Sometimes they blend with one of the previous groups
5.) Outsiders who feel good about themselves by having other loser friends, most are nice and some are fucked up but that doesn't mean they're not people
6.) the few smart kids who no one really likes but will be the only ones who are successful
7.) stoners who hang out in kennett or west chester trying to be ghetto
once everyone steps out of this rich, mushroom-smelling hick town into the real world they will get eaten alive.
Typical Unionville student:
Hey my parents are letting me have the house for the weekend, tell your friends to come and get drunk, my parents will believe me when I tell them I studied all weekend and they'll even by me a mercedes.
Hey my parents are letting me have the house for the weekend, tell your friends to come and get drunk, my parents will believe me when I tell them I studied all weekend and they'll even by me a mercedes.
by pacs son November 10, 2006
Get the unionville mug."Using buddy" is a term used to describe an addict's primary partner in crime who is at the same level of addiction and decision making as the addict themself.
Using buddy can be a compliment among addicts "you are the best using buddy ever!", or a disparaging comment - for example if someone calls you a crack addict in a critical way because of your behavior, and you reply "fuck you, using buddy" to indicate they are the pot callint the kettle black.
by dancing panda April 19, 2009
Get the using buddy mug.1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster August 1, 2012
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