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OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
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Ultimate Supreme Overlord Ruler Of The Underworld

The highest rank in the Underworld. The ruler of all territories in the Underworld, Lord's City, The Land of Ice, The Land of Fire, The Wastelands, and the Land of Advanced Darkness. Currently, USOROTU Ace is in position of Ultimate Supreme Overlord Ruler Of The Underworld (also known as the devil). Written as USOROTU for short.
by USOROTU Ace April 25, 2009
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underwriter

A sophisticated name for a data entry clerk, so they won't feel like they are just low skilled individuals.
the underwriter at geico insurance is really a data entry clerk, all they do all day is enter data into the computer.
by mitchell schulz January 18, 2008
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rusty underwear

Underwear that has been worn and when taken off has a brownish shit stain on it.
i dont let my mother wash my underwear because i always have rusty underwear
by Miguel Gonzalez March 29, 2008
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butt underwear

granny panies. any panies that extend from the belly button to an inch below the poonaner
by doo doo patrol October 22, 2003
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Sunday underwear

The underwear you wear that you really shouldn't. It is called Sunday underwear because it is "Holey" (Holy).
Today is Tuesday and I haven't done laundry for two week. So I'm wearing my Sunday underwear.
by Nicholas123K December 20, 2010
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Magic underwear

Clothing that Mormons wear underneath their clothes that represent the closeness of god to the soul. ITS NOT MAGIC. NO MEMBER OF THE RELIGION BELIEVES IT TO HAVE MAGIC POWERS. STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT. It has no Masonic symbols, in fact, the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.) So stop being so pretentious and disrespectful AND PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.
"Hey Mormon friend, did you get your magic underwear? LOL @ THE MORMON CULT"

"STFU it's just clothes, disrespectful bitch. Mormons don't make fun of you for things that are special to you, so stop making fun of them."
by FORREALmormonIDGAF May 20, 2014
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