nose typing

when you use your nose instead of your fingers to type. almost always comes out as a random jumble of letters that don't at all resemble what you meant to say.

Nose Typing: 89 np09kife3b5690 bt5gfr8debvgd3eu7trhyj6ghy9ere3

What I wanted to say (Translation): i love typing with my nose

by 625amk November 24, 2009

type-tied

Type-tied is when you're so shy that you don't know what to write in chat with someone. Like tongue tied but even more pathetic. FML.

He was flirting with me in private messages and I was totes type-tied. Couldn't think of anything to say, write. Mind went blank, brain freeze.

by Juljul November 28, 2013

split-typing

text that could make no sense due to the OP multi-tasking, or stopping during typing, and coming back to finish. Split-typing may contain errors such as wrong tenses, missing words, or duplicate words.

OP: Who are is this?
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza

by Jetlift239 December 28, 2010

type polio

when you spell all the words wrong on the internet -though you known how to spell it right- you've got type polio.
is known in 2 forms:

-breezer slut version:

girl: da ppl ther wer so laik fckn cuwl.
boy: damn you've got type polio
-the serious terrific version:

boy: Iuu cant;ef tyupe4r,
girl: ???

by latinlovergrammarhater June 27, 2010

Sleep Typing

Just typing when sleeping on your freaking keyboard

me:Hello?
My brother: idhaoihdeioahiodshwuahsiudwhsakhdkjwhkskadbwidideidieohdaohdowhidshodhwoidhsiohaoiwhofhoehoshdihaohsdoihwoiahiodh enteirnenrnerinerienrer0210129019201921
me: wth are you sleep typing 0_0

by Abdallayes January 22, 2021

Colsen’s type

Colsen’s type mainly consists of blonde, small, athletic females.

you see that girl over there? that’s colsen’s type.

by Daddy’s dong November 3, 2020

Hard Typing

Used when: 1. You have a tough time typing, 2. You are taking a long time to type.

Person 1: Hey you seem really stressed out!
Person 2: Oh I'm hard typing my girlfriend. She broke up with me you see.

by Nova Reynolds August 29, 2019