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Twitch

A word used to substitute for one of the following words based on the context in which it's used: retard, simp or virgin. The word Twitch is used to avoid saying those words and possibly getting banned on the streaming platform Twitch due to their ridiculous Terms of Service policy.
"Joe just paid $80 to an Onlyfans thot? Fucking Twitch". (simp)
"Steve thought 2 + 2 = 8? What a stupid Twitch." (retard)
"Dave is never going to get pussy, he's going to be a Twitch forever." (virgin)
by TwitchLord January 3, 2021
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Twitch

Twitch is an example of my old teacher Mr.Schultz. I had him as a teacher like 12 years ago and I noticed he twitched a lot. It was very disturbing if you say in the front row.
Mr.Schultz does the twitch
by Ajsalemajsalem July 16, 2018
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Twitch

Since twitch banned the word simp let's refer to these people as a word they can't ban, Twitch.
Yo that guy is a major Twitch to that chick
by Brandenooooo February 26, 2021
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Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.
Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Twitch Meta

A way for e-thots and OnlyFans girls to get around Twitch's Terms of Service in order to post softcore pornography on their Twitch channel and/or promote their OF. Usually referred to in a sentence as "<blank> meta" where <blank> represents the strategy used to get around TOS.
"Do you know about the hot tub meta? Yeah it's a new Twitch meta where these girls are sitting in a hot tub in order to basically show off their bodies in a bikini and get more OF subs."

Twitch recently adjusted it's TOS allowing for artful nudity in response to a new "topless meta."
by __RedFox__ December 21, 2023
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Twitch witch

A crazy horse chick that is that typical horse girl from school- but is now an adult. 99% chance of being a freaky whore in bed. Also a borderline alcoholic. Also super competitive at trivia.
Hey Brett why don’t you try talking to that girl. She’s a twitch witch for sure.
by Sexilexi October 28, 2019
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Twitch-Whip Disorder (TWD)

A disease in which you have spontaneous and uncontrollable whipping arm motions
Kelsey has been diagnosed with Twitch-Whip Disorder (TWD)
by casicorn August 13, 2016
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