turd packer

Another name for a homosexual male.
It wasn't correct to call him a turd packer, as he is straight.
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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Turd Temple

One of the many ways of referring to the toilet

Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.

Variants include:

shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
I need to visit the turd temple

Holy Shit can be found in the turd temple
by rzhhhh November 20, 2011
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Ninja-turd

A ninja-turd occurs when your feces has the rare but precise trajectory to exit your anus and travel directly into the toilet pipe so that when the defecator turns to examine his/her excrement it remains hidden as if it was never there...(like a ninja)
Defecator: Wow I just pooped, let me see what I did.
(Stands to turn and look)
Where did it go? I know I pooped, but its just not here...ahhhh damn you ninja-turd!
by KingDestiny GS '11 November 21, 2008
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turd poker

one who pokes turds with his cock. men and women can have their turds poked.
that guy is a turd poker, his girl is always walking funny.
by eviltrailer September 07, 2004
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weasel turd

1. "Weasel Turd" is a song shown once you end the game Stronghold Crusader (look it up).
"OOHAAAAAOOOHAAOHHA" <- Screaming weasel turd
by Sam Muench April 01, 2008
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surf and turd

When one uses a wireless internet connection to surf the internet while they go poop.
Check out their bathroom. They have a laptop in there so you can surf and turd.
by Joel J Strong December 09, 2007
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Trapped Turd

A Trapped Turd is a Poo Anxiously Awaiting Expulsion From Ones Bowls.
"A Fart 💨is a Cry for Help from a Trapped Turd 💩 .".
by Nikkii November 30, 2017
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