Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

Hedge Treasure

When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.

When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.

by NigeMass January 9, 2016

Savo treasure chest

When you cum in someone's asshole in 1 second cuz it's too tight

Omg I just savo treasure chest cuz of how tight it was said oscar

by NickkWC September 13, 2023

Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

climbing trees

To get high, most commonly by means of marijuana. Trees is a common slang name for marijuana. When you climb a tree, you're getting higher in elevation than when you were on the ground. Therefore climbing trees refers to getting high off of trees.

Hey I just got an eighth of some haze, want to go climbing trees?

by Kev564 February 27, 2007

tevs

a short, extra dismissive form of "whatever". Derived from the middle part of the word (i.e. whaTEVever).

John: "You are such a bitch for two-timing me like that"
Mary: "Tevs."

by Cliff McDonald May 17, 2006

tres equis

Spanish for 3 X's, also written XXX, as in the rating on pornographic movies. Derived from the Beer Dos Equis. Can be used to keep the topic of your conversation about porn a secret.

"Is there any Tres Equis on this computer?"

"Have you heard of Audrey Bitoni? She works for Tres Equis."

by Al Shermanston August 19, 2009