Teddy

A name given to an annoying kid playing a video game to calm him down.

Teddy, calm down! Go cuddle with your teddy bear, everything will be alright.

Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation

by BIRD&TEDY March 18, 2011

Teddy Faggot

Drink: Vodka & Orange Soda

2 ounces Vodak
4 ounces Orange Soda (Fanta, Sunkist)

1 Fill a highball glass with ice.

2 Pour vodka in glass

3 Pour in orange soda (diet sunkist can be used make it extra faggot)

4 Enjoy!

I had a rough day at work, guess I'll sidle up to the bar and have a Teddy Faggot.

by sonofleemarvin July 1, 2011

Jessica Teddybear

the most awesome best friend ever, also an amazing Teddy Bear :P

Ex. AWESOMENESS

Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?

by MAR-Matthew October 20, 2008

teddy

Entertains flirtatious and ignorant Teenyboppers-gone-punk. Will be nice to them to gain popularity, but will dis them behind their backs.

Hehe, I saw Teddy today he gave me his guitar pick! Like, OMG!!

by Bailey June 3, 2003

teddy

sexy underwear to turn guys on...

Before Chad came over Nicky put on her teddy because she knew she was going to get some.

by All knowing All Seeing Goddes who rules the earth ; ) January 3, 2005

Teddy

Ted" for short. An extremely uncool person. Someone who invites themselves places because they have no real friends and everyone dreads them showing up. Similar to "tahd

that kid is such a teddy

by holasomeeng17 November 23, 2010

Teddy's leg

The point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter - resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy.
See also Bungle’s finger.

- Can also refer to the act of defecating.

- Variant of turtle’s head.

“Bloody hell, if I don’t get to a toilet soon I’m goin’ to shit myself – I’ve got the teddy’s leg already!”

by Rize June 19, 2006