Titanium Treasure

When you ejaculate without wiping and cum crystals form in your undergarments. They often smear and can make your dick stuck to your undergarments, making it painful to seperate.

"Ouch! I think I had a Titanium Treasure stuck to me!"

by Sowur_Milkie March 5, 2026

White treasure

The opposite of white trash, trash does not equal treasure. Democrats are usually white treasure.

Sydney Sweeney is white trash but me and my friends and the 1% are white treasure.

by Poonany J November 9, 2025

Texas Association of County Treasurers

Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.

The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.

by Candidate to Abolish the Job February 17, 2010

The Dark Treasure

when a cambodian is done mating with his/her african mate, they refer them as "the dark treasure".

Cambodian: "Oh yes my Dark Treasure".
The african mate is now referred to as "The Dark Treasure".

by SammyDaAsian November 30, 2010

Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.

"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"

by thurbermingus August 17, 2022

Esha of Treasurers

A person who is extremely perceptive at he or she does, has unbelievable work ethic and is extremely sweet kind patient and cute, but still doesn't get any credit for the amazing hardwork they do, mostly becuase they have a vulture like counterpart and because we live in aa patriachical society, yet they continue to work tirelessly and complete the work effortlessly

Yo she is the Esha of Treasurers , kitna mehnat karti yeh but this Yash madarchod gets all the credits

by assistant to the treasurer January 25, 2023

Pull a national treasure

Doing something with good intentions before someone with bad intentions.

Fred want's to set of a bomb so we must pull a national treasure

by RiskDaFrog September 4, 2023