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The Appalachian Trail

1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
by cilerder86 June 24, 2009
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Trailing Glory

The smell trail someone carries with them and shares with you after leaving the restroom after a good poo or farting in another place and walking by.

You never see or hear the act, you just share in their gloriousness afterwards.
"Whew, Dave just left the restroom and he's trailing glory!"

(on the way to the restroom) "Out of the way, I'm trailing glory!"
by Colden August 5, 2008
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chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting
To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.
by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018
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trash trail

Commonly known as the "treasure trail," the trash trail is the not so attractive pubic forest leading up to a man's junk.
OMG Becky. I was so disappointed by Jon's junk. He had quite the trash trail.

or

If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."
by Phalamjola October 25, 2010
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Trail Mix

When someone is apart of many ethnicities. Too many to name.
by Queen._.deja29 June 13, 2021
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gravy trail

I left a gravy trail down the hallway this morning
by realname44 March 13, 2015
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trail bunny

Trail bunny (noun) a woman who dates professional dog mushers. Generally used to refer to women that hop from one winner to the next each season.
Damn, check out Brent Sass's new girl. Wait, didn't she used to be with Dallas Seavey?

Ya, she's a total trail bunny
by Montana moonshadow July 31, 2016
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