The Appalachian Trail

1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.

Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.

by cilerder86 June 24, 2009

trail vision

Trail vision is a relative explanation for a person in the Boy Scouts of America who has been on a trek,in camp,or simply has been surrounded by guys too long. Simply stated if one is experiencing Trail Vision they see girls only in 6-10 "rating" and nothing less.

"Dude do I have Trail Vision or is she a flat out TEN?!"

"Chill bud you have it for sure"

by Boe Jangles August 19, 2016

Semen Trail

The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.

Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.

by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017

trail bunny

Trail bunny (noun) a woman who dates professional dog mushers. Generally used to refer to women that hop from one winner to the next each season.

Damn, check out Brent Sass's new girl. Wait, didn't she used to be with Dallas Seavey?

Ya, she's a total trail bunny

by Montana moonshadow July 31, 2016

hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.

"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"

by kittyme May 22, 2010

The Campaign Trail

political simulation game where you can replay “scenarios,” or past elections

I just won the 1896 Election as William J Bryan on the Campaign Trail.

by based_bobthebuilder March 8, 2022

chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting

To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.

by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018