Slamming on your brakes for a random fucking merge, and going from 70mph to 0mph in t-minus 5 seconds on a LA freeway.
Person not familiar with merge spots:
OMFG stop stop stop its an LA traffic stop. Holy Sh!t, (crash)
LA driver: He didn't factor in the random fucking merge, and in a LA traffic stop, he rear-ended that hybrid.
OMFG stop stop stop its an LA traffic stop. Holy Sh!t, (crash)
LA driver: He didn't factor in the random fucking merge, and in a LA traffic stop, he rear-ended that hybrid.
by MK the Political Scientist April 20, 2010
Get the LA traffic stop mug.The act of catching a girls or guys eye while sitting in busy traffic, often resulting in friendly smiles and maybe a wink.
Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details.
Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details.
David: "Hey Skeeve, how was your trip home?"
"Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."
"Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."
by Skeeve Stevens April 25, 2006
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K-Mart: yo , we all bout to fit in this basement ?
Me: yeah , my mans crib in traffic
K-Mart: yo , we all bout to fit in this basement ?
Me: yeah , my mans crib in traffic
by alleghenytrey017 December 30, 2010
Get the in traffic mug.Paul: Ginger was acting like such a bitch last night!
Jim: Yeah, she's tragically attractive and thinks she can do whatever she wants.
Jim: Yeah, she's tragically attractive and thinks she can do whatever she wants.
by Frank Darlucci April 12, 2011
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Get the Traffic on Penistone Road mug.A roadway intersection where the roads don't directly cross (like at a stoplight) but enter/exit on a circular road. When well designed it is very superior to a normal intersection, but prone to confuse people who learned to drive in a place without them. Poorly designed or outdated they are a recipe for disaster.
If you live in New Jersey, but don't know what a traffic circle is, you're living an unbelievably sheltered life.
When correctly designed, you should always yield when entering the circle, but never when in the circle.
When correctly designed, you should always yield when entering the circle, but never when in the circle.
by LurKer August 31, 2012
Get the Traffic circle mug.A Person who, while driving, prides him or herself in predicting the actions of the driver behind or in-front of them before the driver does it.
DRIVER: Okay he's driving a Buick so that automatically means he's a senior citizen WHICH MEANS he's gonna slow down to at least 10 mph here at this turn because the elderly are as we all know, terrified of taking a turn too fast and running the risk of flipping over their car.
(*the person in the other car does just that*)
DRIVER: I Knew It!
PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
(*the person in the other car does just that*)
DRIVER: I Knew It!
PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!
by Aquaris April 27, 2013
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