Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.

My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.

by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

Heimlich Torpedo

During coitus, if the male party applies too much thrust force and direction against the back wall of the vagina adjacent to the rectum, and the impact causes feces to pinch apart and push outwards, launching a high velocity turd at his chest and/or balls, he has just been on the receiving end of a Heimlich Torpedo.

Brian: "Hey Joseph, you okay man? Why are you bleeding from the mouth?"
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."

by Quicksave June 8, 2023

Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017

Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

Temporal Torpedo

Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.

1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"

by BrayIsTheWay August 4, 2022

alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen

by Jakdeez February 17, 2017

Falkland Island Torpedo

The act of inserting a dildo into a girls vagina and forcing said girl to chug multiple bottles of gatorade. She will then urinate with such a force that it will send said dildo flying across the room followed by a stream of water.

If you don't stop annoying me, I'm gonna Falkland Island Torpedo you!

by BLVCKKYE January 30, 2025