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Proton Torpedo

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"
Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.
by Hands Solo29 November 30, 2021
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Topeka Torpedo

The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass
She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.
by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021
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Torpedo Loaded

While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.
As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater
Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping
by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020
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Nipple Torpedo

another way to say that someone is nipping.
It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!
by 18872977 April 18, 2008
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Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.
"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017
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Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.
I just saw them fire broton torpedos.
by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016
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