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Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007
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midas touch

The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.
by pseudonymous richardson January 9, 2017
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touch cloth

1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?
by Borne September 23, 2004
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touch and go

refers to the situation surrounding a narrow escape or avoidance of a difficult issue.
"So all of a sudden my girlfriend is sobbing on the couch and talking about how we're never going to get married and her family hates her! I managed to calm her down, but boy was it tense! It was touch and go for a few minutes there."
by fire and rain December 3, 2003
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Norwegian Torchblower

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.
Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.
by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010
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Bad Touch Trio

a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way
OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!
by EmpressPhillip October 24, 2010
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Touch dic

the most epic naming fail ever. i mean relly who the fuck names a game touch dic
"hey dude did you play star fox on the ds yet?"
"no man im too busy playing touch dic"
"omgwtfbbq!!!!!"
by Markvoodle October 20, 2009
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