tobacculosis

comes from a blend of the word tuberculosis and tobacco and describes when a heavy smoker caughs so much that it sounds like they have tuberculosis

johnny has tobacculosis, he needs to quit before it takes the better of him

by popinpillsnshit September 19, 2013

Teebaka

A beautifully young and majestic woman who can appear at any time or any place to grant you with a nice, generously sized butt.

Also goes by the name Teebaki, or Teebooty

Can be summoned if you are thinking about butts

*thoughts* "wow, Nicki Minaj's butt is so nice, I wish I had one like that!!"

Teebaka will appear

by jbdnknvkjnlj December 23, 2014

tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.

Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!

by QuacksO May 24, 2016

Tobacculus

A way of referring to a cigarette without letting every cigarette bum within earshot know that you have cigarettes.

Usually used amongst close friends and/or on the sly to trick dumber people who don't know nuttin about Latin

Plural: Tobacculae

yo mang toss me a tobacculus, you know I gots you when I buy my own pack

by psychohippo August 21, 2016

tebanganaroura

Samoan word for slut or prostitute

eg. she's a tebanganaroura

by Halo lighting June 26, 2017

Tebane

A shitstirrer and an attention seeker that all around you don't want as a mate

"Bailey is such a tebane"

by Emmy and Jenny July 11, 2017

Tobackstanding

Someone who is reeeet.

Adrian is tobackstanding.

by P0LaRo1d September 2, 2017