nigger toast

when you burn a piece of toast until its unreckognizably black and you pour nigger (red) cool-aid on it and say deeeuummm booiii dat sum nigga toast....ay monisha,shanaynay
ray ray, sheniqua, com looga dis nigga toast...BITCH DONT make me slap you woman... i swwwwuuurrrrr i's gon beat you ass bitch. im finna beat you ass deeoowwwn

have you ever tried nigger toast its quite delishiss

by niggowski poopeenigger cottonpicker January 28, 2008

toast run

a social event where all involved take a long drive late at night on the weekend to gather at The Friendly Toast of Portsmouth, NH

I'm not doing anything on Friday night. Who's up for a toast run?

by mike mosey May 29, 2004

Takin' the toast

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

by mega miles December 17, 2008

bathtub toast

Generally, major disappointment in oneself. Specifically, the act of killing oneself in one's bathtub through electric waves. Abbreviated as "btt".

My girlfriend dumped me. Bathtub toast.

by eliaszjm December 20, 2016

Nutter toast

An essential part to the most important meal of the day. Take your toast and release your seed upon it, then spread as if it were butter.

"Hey man, this tastes weird. I thought you said this was butter toast?"

"No bro, I use toast for a jizz rag. That's nutter toast!"

by Some random guy named CS February 15, 2018

Noeltella on toast

Those of you who are fans of the mighty Noel Fielding one half of the comedy duo, The Mighty Boosh will enjoy eating Noeltella on toast and/or pancakes. This is your basic nutella on toast and/or pancakes. But it is Boosh related so tastes yummier. :D

Rachel: Oi!! Squire, fancy some Noeltella on toast while we Noel it up???
Squire:Why certainly ball bag.

by PlanPony January 18, 2008

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017