Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night
Veronica: you yertled the turtle!
Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY
Veronica: you yertled the turtle!
Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY
by yertturt October 25, 2020
A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
by Pinko_Commie May 06, 2004
To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.
by Zoetarasararayne December 31, 2008
save the turtles because if we didn't ... we wouldn't have any turtles!!
SAVE THE TURTLES BECKY!! USE A MOTHER FUCKING METAL STRAW!!!!!!!! and i oop- sksksksksksksskskkssksksks
by save the turtles August 28, 2019
turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.
by ross turner November 12, 2007