The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.

I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

The trump treatment

When you get complete banned from the internet in general

Me:*searches up how to build a bomb*
FBI agent:this bitch gon get the trump treatment

by raybeez August 17, 2022

The Ganondorf Treatment

Where a Charater in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Receives A Super strong moveset, to be balanced out by making the character super slow.

Nintendo: You're giving Incineroar The Ganondorf Treatment.
Sakurai: The Ganondorf Treatment?
Nintendo: Yeah, where you give a character UNGA BUNGA Strength and balance it out by giving the character TERRIBLE Mobility.

by thatnerdkid August 18, 2022

The Chemo Treatment

When you pull your girls hair so hard it comes out, making her look like she's straight out of chemo.

Bro I gave my girl the chemo treatment last night.

by Bowermana April 28, 2023

The Pine Treatment

Similar to getting shafted, The Pine Treatment is a clever way of saying someone got screwed.

I’m pretty sure that football player retired because he got the pine treatment at every school he transferred to.

by Hoodie23 October 16, 2023

The "Respect the Pouch" Treatment

When a family member or loved one hugs you, which causes you to fart.

"The sudden inflation of my anus caused me to give Aunt Joe the "Respect the Pouch" treatment.

by Serious D August 12, 2015

reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.

Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

by cut the cards December 19, 2022